Please Note: These “reviews” are NOT to be taken seriously and do NOT represent the whole product. The game has only been played for 30 Minutes, which isn’t enough time to write a full balanced review.
That’s what I first heard when I launched the game; white screen, volume set to 80% and then suddenly a loud f*cking moo sound. Scared the s*it out of me.. great start of the game 10/10 would do it again.
After a pretty bad start, the main menu showed up….. what the f*ck, what year is it?? The main menu looked like a higher res of the original DOOM’s (but unlike DOOM’s main menu, this one looks like s*it).
So okay, let’s put aside the main menu and check out the controls tab. Oh boy, the game uses the whole f*kin set of numbers above your keyboard, okay okay, so when you walk with WASD you have to press 8 or 7 or whatever to do something… feels like you’re break dancing with your fingers.
And the best part about this tab, it shows you how to activate the cheat console… it’s like the devs don’t even want you to try to find these stuff by yourself.
Oh oh, and when you open options or basically anything else, there is a voice that tells you what you opened. The voice is not bad, but it gets annoying pretty quickly.
So okay, enough of ranting about the menus, let’s play the damn game.
First, you start in a tutorial level where some hands from god or something show you what the HUD does, or more like, where it is because it doesn’t care to f*cking explain what the f*ck the icons mean.
After that, the game literally throws you into your first wave and you just have to start killing some zombie cows or something for no reason, with literally no idea what the icons mean except that the middle set of them are free (doesn’t cost you game currency) and pressing E gives you a supply drop.
So after the first 2 waves I finally said f*ck it and bought some shit, turns out that the 4 icons on the left side are controlled by 6, 7, 8, 9 (for some weird f*cking reason) and give you different bullet types (from buckshot to explosive) and on the right side there are weapon upgrades (1, 2, 3, 4 for some weird f*cking reason) such as faster reloading, more ammo and that sorta stuff. Okay, imagine moving with WASD and shooting with your mouse with cows literally f*cking flying towards you and now you have to buy a different bullet type by pressing 8, so stretch your f*cking fingers and hope you’ll not die because no matter in which wave you are, if you die you start from the f*cking beginning
Okay, imagine moving with WASD and shooting with your mouse while the cows are literally f*cking flying towards you and now you have to buy a different bullet type by pressing 8, so stretch your f*cking fingers and hope you’ll not die because no matter in which wave you are, if you die you start from the f*cking beginning so f*ck this s*it like who thought of that?!
I played the game for a bit more than 25 minutes and I can say it’s pretty “decent” if it wasn’t that horrible. At first you’ll miss a lot of shots, but you’ll slowly get used to how to align shots and you’ll do pretty good with shooting the cows in first try.
The game is pretty hard, my arms are genuinely hurting and writing this “review” doesn’t help a single bit. Now excuse me as I got back into the game to get a screenshot for this “review”.